Traditional
Still common
Definition
Hopelessly disorganised or incompetent.
Example Sentence
"Don't put him in charge of the schedule - he couldn't organise a chook raffle."
Where "Couldn't Organise a Chook Raffle" Comes From
A "chook raffle" is a simple, low-stakes raffle for a live or dressed chicken, traditionally run at pubs and clubs - about as easy a fundraiser as there is.
Saying someone can't organise even that sets a very low bar, making the insult land harder.
How Aussies Actually Use It
It's used to describe someone (or a team, or a government) making a mess of something that should be straightforward.
It's usually said with exasperated humour rather than genuine anger.
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