Where "Better Than a Poke in the Eye" Comes From
Another one that's not originally Australian. The full traditional form is "better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick" (or a sharp stick), a much older English-language idiom used well beyond Australia — it's simply saying something is better than a needlessly painful and pointless alternative, however faint the praise.
Australians tend to use the shortened version and lean on it as a dry, understated way of saying "it'll do" — damning something with faint praise rather than actually recommending it.
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"It's not great, but it's better than a poke in the eye."
How Aussies Actually Use It
It's said with a shrug rather than a smile — a way of accepting something without gushing over it. You'll hear it about a modest pay rise, so-so weather, or a decent-but-not-brilliant meal.
The phrase fits neatly into Australia's broader habit of self-deprecating humour, where even good news gets played down rather than celebrated too loudly.
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